“Forget – Oh something we all do either on purpose or on accident. In my case it’s by accident.”
There’s a reason I haven’t posted since May, as you all would of read I was in the midst of planning my wedding. And I’m now very happy and so relieved to tell you I am officially MARRIED.
I did it, I put on my sexy gown, strutted down the aisle, said “I do” in the all the right places, and become someone’s wife.
Let me tell any future brides and grooms who will be reading this, weddings are stressful. You may at first think you’re handling it, no you are mistaken, you are not handling shit.
It’s okay to cry, before and after the wedding, when you realise you have to take all your stuff home with you. So the shed that has become full for two years with crap to decorate the venue with, and was clear for one day, is now full of crap again! Go me!
You do crazy things when you’re married, like we’re now lovey dovey…we use the phrase ours an awful lot and when you go to the drs and call your new name and you just sit there thinking what dumb bitch signs in then leaves…until you remember you are that dumb bitch and so you awkwardly go “oh so sorry it’s me your calling..sorry I’m recently married” then the dr goes ahhhh and nod like it’s nothing new.
Or the other crazy thing you can do is get your hair cut off…. I got my long hair cut off because it was the worst. Constantly getting in my way. Being too long to do anything with. I’ve been told it’s a newly wed thing….
“Migraine – Definitely one of the worst things to ever experience” I have suffered with migraines since I was child and let me tell you they are the devil. If I was religious I would be doing all kinds of … Continue reading →
” Things – You know just stuff” When I first got engaged three years ago, I constantly said I wont be this bride who gets stressed out….hahaha how wrong was I. I’m finding more and more people are asking the … Continue reading →
“Confetti – Stuff people throw at you when you get married to celebrate and to kind of ruin a brides hair” Brides on a budget this one is for you. So many venues now are asking for bio degradable confetti, … Continue reading →
“Losing my shit – Phrase commonly used when someone is so close to going crazy” Why hi there everyone, I discovered this morning, being a bride can make you go slightly temperamental… Feel like the time is right to go … Continue reading →
‘Disney – Everyone and I mean everyone loves something Disney related’ It’s one of those days where I’m exhausted, hungry and a little delusional. Okay I’m very much delusional and would like to sleep for a week. I’m at the … Continue reading →
“Laundry – We all have dirty laundry but who an earth loves to do the washing?” When you are very comfortable in a relationship you let certain things slip. Like how your other half doesn’t take the cups out and … Continue reading →
“Honesty – Where someone actually tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.” I’m going to be truthfully honest I’ve had writers block since Wednesday, I’ve had ideas but they go when I start typing. Like byeeeeeeee! … Continue reading →
“Skin – you either have super flawless skin, or skin that is covered in spots. There is no in-between. “ I suddenly decided in my crazy bridezilla moment that I would love flawless looking skin. Hahahaha never gonna happen. I … Continue reading →
“Looks – majority of the population are obsessed with how they see themselves”. Let’s be real here, I get up at 4am I am not going to look like a beauty princess. An image of sophistication. The fittest bird out … Continue reading →