Just Show Me The Truth

“Truth – Depending on the person or oganisation this definition varies”

I’d like to thank the person on facebook, who shared a image of a razor company, giving very little expectations of their product.

You know what is winding me up lately?

TV ADVERTS! 

I am so sick of adverts aimed at women who hide the truth. For instance, a well know razor company have an advert where they say now a four times a closer shave. You then get a close up of a lady’s leg which is clearly very shaven and smooth, then she proceeds to shave the non exinsistant hair on her legs.

There is no hair, not even one. Just a smooth silky base.

WHAT ARE YOU SHAVING? REALLY? 

The air that surrounds your leg? 

Do I need a magnifying glass to see the tiny hair on the models leg?

Come on, we all know a woman’s leg grows hair, show me a product that does it’s job, show me a model with hair on her leg. Let me see the difference.

Errgh why are we still trying to shelter the real experiences away from people in the twenty first century?

Are companies so afraid of facing the truth, that they shy away from it?

Forget Valentines When’s Pancake Day?

“Valentines Day – A day for everyone to tell their significant other half just how much they love each other, not like the other 364 days in the year matter”

Ah so the day of love is upon us, and I have to say I don’t celebrate it.

Why?

Simply put it, I don’t need one day to tell my other half how much I love him, when I’ve been with him for almost 6 years and I’m happening to marry him in 5 months time. If he doesn’t realise I love him by now, then why an earth are we getting hitched?

We say I love you everyday and why does today have to be any different? My feelings for him don’t alter for one day, they have always been the same since day 1. If anything I love him more and more each day.

Now what I’m waiting for is PANCAKE DAY!!

Give me those luscious sweet pancakes, with lemon, strawberries, chocolate the lot. Yummy! I cannot wait!

Everyone loves pancake day its the best!!!!!

I can always vouch my love for pancakes and will happily celebrate that with pleasure!!

Only 6 days to go!!!!

New Found Laughter For Rugby

“New Found Laughter- When someone, or something makes you laugh so much!”

What have I just witnessed on ITV?

I deiced to watch Rugby for the first time as I’m generally interested and I can’t help but laugh! I know, I know this is a serious sport. But there is something so funny about a bunch of guys tackling each other to the floor.

I just witnessed a poor guy get tackled to the ground and he literally had some guys balls on his head.

He got tea bagged! 

He actually had some guys junk all over his face!

Call me immature but its just so amusing!

I love how these players literally get the crap kicked out of them and they just get up and walk away! No rolling on the floor in ‘agony’ no ‘crying’, nothing! Just a simple nod to the other player like there saying “alright mate you hit me there but its cool, beer later?”

I love it!

I know this is part of the sport, and I think its great!

Still laughing! 

The Equivalent Of Nesting

“Nesting- Generally known as going all crazy with cleaning just before a baby arrives. “

And no mom or dad I’m not pregnant before you get all excited!

So all of you have heard of new moms to be, go into nesting, where they start cleaning before the baby is due to arrive. Well today I done the wedding version of nesting and organised everything wedding related!

The sun was shining, so I took this rare opportunity to go into the shed and start putting everything I needed into boxes.

This is really helpful for brides who are doing their own table centre pieces as you can just allocate a box for each table! Like I have done below!

Organised boxes, quiet mind!

Organised boxes, quiet mind!

Three hours later and I have seven boxes filled with all the items I need to make the perfect table centre pieces.

Beautiful cups and saucers, log slices, books you name it I got it!

I would love to show you all the real deal, but I can’t yet as it’s a secret shhhhh.

But for now you can enjoy and ponder with this little snippet!

Oh so pretty! You no have!

Oh so pretty! You no have!

I’ve had so much fun playing with everything, I didn’t realise I have so much stuff! Which is absolutely fine as I’d rather have too much than too little!

Anyone for afternoon tea? Why not I have enough cups and saucers for everyone! 

No filter needed for this beauty!

No filter needed for this beauty!

I feel so relaxed, and well organised!