Did I forget to tell you?

“Forget – Oh something we all do either on purpose or on accident. In my case it’s by accident.”

There’s a reason I haven’t posted since May, as you all would of read I was in the midst of planning my wedding. And I’m now very happy and so relieved to tell you I am officially MARRIED.  


I did it, I put on my sexy gown, strutted down the aisle, said “I do” in the all the right places, and become someone’s wife.

Let me tell any future brides and grooms who will be reading this, weddings are stressful. You may at first think you’re handling it, no you are mistaken, you are not handling shit.

It’s okay to cry, before and after the wedding, when you realise you have to take all your stuff home with you. So the shed that has become full for two years with crap to decorate the venue with, and was clear for one day, is now full of crap again! Go me! 

 You do crazy things when you’re married, like we’re now lovey dovey…we use the phrase ours an awful lot and when you go to the drs and call your new name and you just sit there thinking what dumb bitch signs in then leaves…until you remember you are that dumb bitch and so you awkwardly go “oh so sorry it’s me your calling..sorry I’m recently married” then the dr goes ahhhh and nod like it’s nothing new. 

Or the other crazy thing you can do is get your hair cut off…. I got my long hair cut off because it was the worst. Constantly getting in my way. Being too long to do anything with. I’ve been told it’s a newly wed thing….

 

Just Show Me The Truth

“Truth – Depending on the person or oganisation this definition varies”

I’d like to thank the person on facebook, who shared a image of a razor company, giving very little expectations of their product.

You know what is winding me up lately?

TV ADVERTS! 

I am so sick of adverts aimed at women who hide the truth. For instance, a well know razor company have an advert where they say now a four times a closer shave. You then get a close up of a lady’s leg which is clearly very shaven and smooth, then she proceeds to shave the non exinsistant hair on her legs.

There is no hair, not even one. Just a smooth silky base.

WHAT ARE YOU SHAVING? REALLY? 

The air that surrounds your leg? 

Do I need a magnifying glass to see the tiny hair on the models leg?

Come on, we all know a woman’s leg grows hair, show me a product that does it’s job, show me a model with hair on her leg. Let me see the difference.

Errgh why are we still trying to shelter the real experiences away from people in the twenty first century?

Are companies so afraid of facing the truth, that they shy away from it?

Forget Valentines When’s Pancake Day?

“Valentines Day – A day for everyone to tell their significant other half just how much they love each other, not like the other 364 days in the year matter”

Ah so the day of love is upon us, and I have to say I don’t celebrate it.

Why?

Simply put it, I don’t need one day to tell my other half how much I love him, when I’ve been with him for almost 6 years and I’m happening to marry him in 5 months time. If he doesn’t realise I love him by now, then why an earth are we getting hitched?

We say I love you everyday and why does today have to be any different? My feelings for him don’t alter for one day, they have always been the same since day 1. If anything I love him more and more each day.

Now what I’m waiting for is PANCAKE DAY!!

Give me those luscious sweet pancakes, with lemon, strawberries, chocolate the lot. Yummy! I cannot wait!

Everyone loves pancake day its the best!!!!!

I can always vouch my love for pancakes and will happily celebrate that with pleasure!!

Only 6 days to go!!!!

New Found Laughter For Rugby

“New Found Laughter- When someone, or something makes you laugh so much!”

What have I just witnessed on ITV?

I deiced to watch Rugby for the first time as I’m generally interested and I can’t help but laugh! I know, I know this is a serious sport. But there is something so funny about a bunch of guys tackling each other to the floor.

I just witnessed a poor guy get tackled to the ground and he literally had some guys balls on his head.

He got tea bagged! 

He actually had some guys junk all over his face!

Call me immature but its just so amusing!

I love how these players literally get the crap kicked out of them and they just get up and walk away! No rolling on the floor in ‘agony’ no ‘crying’, nothing! Just a simple nod to the other player like there saying “alright mate you hit me there but its cool, beer later?”

I love it!

I know this is part of the sport, and I think its great!

Still laughing!